humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

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crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

5 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 423,185 notes

sarahsupastar:

absolute-bollocks:

half-doomed-and-semi-sweet:

koblala:

im-in-lesbians-with-tony-perry:

soliloquyn:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of

No. We don’t need more of men in roles which should have gone to plus size women.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because it’s a pantomime technique so it’s not like the movie purposely discriminated, It was literally just written that way and it’s probably one of my favourite comedic techniques.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because in the original Hairspray movie the role was played by Divine, a radical and influential plus-size drag queen. It is in honor of that original casting and in Divine’s memory that more recent stage and movie adaptations of Hairspray have continued to cast Mrs. Turnblad as a man in drag.

5 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 389,414 notes

sp00ky-shucks:

things women worry about under patriarchy: rape, domestic violence, access to contraceptives, equal pay

things men worry about under patriarchy: getting called gay, paying for dates, why does the car wash give women $1 off on wednesdays

5 days ago on October 15th, 2014 | J | 85,664 notes
fattyforever:

madambitchtits:

janejana:

this is so beautiful i’m crying

thecelerystalksatmidnight
Still perfect.

fattyforever:

madambitchtits:

janejana:

this is so beautiful i’m crying

thecelerystalksatmidnight

Still perfect.

6 days ago on October 14th, 2014 | J | 135,598 notes
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clarajohnsons:

musical theatre female character meme ♀ a lead female character in a musical

the baker’s wife // into the woods

"Sometimes people leave you
halfway through the wood.
Do not let it grieve you,
no one leaves for good.
You are not alone.
No one is alone.” 

6 days ago on October 14th, 2014 | J | 1,134 notes

fauxpasdreams:

for hundreds of years.

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